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Cotton towel with vintage design: text reads “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All the Good Ones Are Taken,” on brick background.
The kitchen towel is displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen setting.
Towel folded over a towel bar beneath a shelf.
Cotton towel with vintage design: text reads “Men Are Like Parking Spaces. All the Good Ones Are Taken,” on brick background.
The kitchen towel is displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen setting.
Towel folded over a towel bar beneath a shelf.

Men Are Like Parking Spaces – Snarky Romance Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this kitchen towel to document what we're all thinking: good men are as rare as a prime parking spot—snatched up fast and never around when you need one.

Of course, this never happens with book boyfriends. There is always another one as soon as you're done with the last one.

So, maybe just staying home and reading is the answer.

Features Galore!

Kitchen Towel Highlights:

  • Extra-Large Size: 18" × 30", because dainty doesn’t cut it in the kitchen.
  • Super Absorbent: Built to handle splashes, spills, and snack shrapnel.
  • Sassy Designs: Bold prints that channel your inner heroine.
  • Durable & Lightweight: 100% cotton twill with hemmed edges that can handle the heat.
  • Easy Care: Machine washable for when life (or your latest read) gets a little too messy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 58541227951261952029

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